Sul Sul, Simmers! It’s official: Don Lathario has just publicly released his list of the best Sims 4 WooHoo locations! If you’re looking for a way to spice up your Sim’s woohoo life, this is the post you’ve been looking for! Here are his 6 favorite woohoo spots. Buckle in and let’s get ready for this crazy ride!
The Backyard Observatory
This is Don’s top recommended spot. It’s great not just for people-watching, but also perfect for sharing romantic moments through the telescope. If you have 1,500 Simoleons to spend, the Backyard Observatory is a great investment to spice up your Sim’s love life. Trust Don. This one will have you seeing stars! Just make sure not to mention this to Katrina Caliente… Don was never there, if she asks.
Evergreen Harbor’s Finest Dumpster
Next time you find your Sim and their lover in Evergreen Harbor, have them take a tumble in the dumpster from The Sims 4 Eco Lifestyle Expansion Pack. The smell is horrid, but it’s worth it once we’re in there together. It’s a perfect place to dive for thrills. Though taking a lengthy shower may be the best move afterward. You never know what exactly was in that garbage, other than, well, garbage.
Wake The Dead
For those with fangs and wings, this spot is perfect for you and your batty lover. Stir things up in the coffin from The Sims 4 Vampires Game Pack and get that blood pumping for a night your Sim will never forget. And the best part? Only one of you needs to be a vampire, so no need to turn your Sim into one. Don’t be shy, get in that coffin and woohoo it up inside! If both you and your partner are vampires, you can actually turn into bats and woohoo in midair!
Cha ching!
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness was just plain wrong and is probably low on Simoleons. Stumble into the Money Vault from The Sims 4 Get Famous Expansion Pack and love your partner amongst the glittering gold. As long as you have 5,001 Simoleons, you’ll leave the vault feeling like a million Simoleons. Just watch out how you sprawl out on that gold!
Hit The Hay
You know the animal sheds from The Sims 4 Cottage Living Expansion Pack? Well, it turns out that you can woohoo to your heart’s content inside of them! But please make sure that your cows and llamas are out of the pens before you begin. They won’t forget. And they spit. They shouldn’t see what your Sim and their lover are up to! Get in there, you filthy animals!
Wrapped As One
Finally, we’ve reached number 6! Don sure knows his woohoo spots! When on a nice picnic with your love, pull out the romantic blanket from The Sims 4 Lovestruck Expansion Pack and wrap yourselves up as tight as you can. Whether you’re at home or at the park, it doesn’t matter. Within the privacy of this blanket, you can woohoo on any lot. Wink wink.
If you see Katrina, don’t tell her Don wrote this. And if you’re reading this, Katrina, this is all the plans he has for you! Definitely, but for everyone else, get out there and explore these 6 woohoo spots that Don swears by! Just be careful, or else you’ll have a NooBoo on your hands.
Source: EA
