We Don’t Think He’s Here for the Groceries; Vladislaus the Delivery Driver

In real life, you get some odd delivery drivers sometimes, and it is clear that the same is true for The Sims 4. Never in a million years would you expect to see Vladislaus delivering groceries to your Sim’s home! But there he is. As creepy as ever, even out of his normal garb.

Over on r/Sims4, IndigoChagrin had their Sim’s groceries delivered, and out all of the Sims in the save, Vladislaus was the one who shows up. We can’t be sure, but we think he has alternative moments. Why else would he be at their door? Vlad has enough money. Surely he doesn’t need to work.

Oh yeah? Where are my groceries, Vladislaus?!
byu/IndigoChagrin inSims4

We think he’s out on the prowl, using a normal get-up to get away with his nefarious deeds! It seems that he can no longer get away with just breaking into your Sim’s home for a quick drink. No. Now, he has to work for it. Too many know his face. How shameful! Tricking Sims for their blood, tsk tsk tsk. And to top it all off, he didn’t even do a good job! He left the groceries on the sidewalk and hovered at the doorway. No tip for you, Vlad!

But if any Sim will do it, it’ll be Vladislaus, as he has no conscience. Just a hunger for blood and schemes to get blood. So if your Sim gets Vlad as their delivery driver, make sure to hang up some garlic and not let him in!